Greetings mortals. You should be grateful. You had the honor of seeing a fairy’s blog. My name is Fern. My favorite thing to do is see mortals like you trying to use weapons. You have no idea how to do it. Yes, fairies have to go to school. It’s pathetic, isn’t it? I use this mortal curriculum. Just for fun, of course. So far my favorite topic is business. You humans think that money is everything. No, it’s not. You need to go out and build a fairies garden for us. If you work on it constantly, you’ll notice a difference. Just give it time. And now I have to fly. Literally. Good-bye, then.